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bobquasit ([personal profile] bobquasit) wrote2005-06-20 12:06 pm
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Being Bad

About the Antiques Road Show: I have to admit that I got a little bad while I was standing around in line. A woman was pushing an older woman, probably her mother, through the line in a wheelchair; I couldn't help whispering into Teri's ear "A fine old piece, but you can see that it hasn't been well cared for. The surface has turned yellow and wrinkly, and the hair is hopeless - it doesn't even look real any more. Of course, the legs are completely shot, too. You might get an offer of $15 on the open market."

Another cheap joke: "By the time we get to the end of the line, I'm going to be an antique!"

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