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On Harvard Square
This was part of a comment that I made elsewhere, but after I posted it, it made me laugh. Anything I write that makes me laugh should be re-posted here, don't you think?
I haven't been to Harvard Square in ages...it's just too depressing. It's like looking at the long-dead corpse of a beloved, cool old friend, rotting and deliquescent, painted white, wearing a blonde wig, and generally made up to look like Brittany Spears by a greedy rich bastard who's whoring the corpse for a profit.
And then some morons come by and say "Wow! It's Brittany Spears! And I can bang her for only $300? This is the coolest thing ever!"
Check it out: I spelled "deliquescent" right without looking it up! Am I Cthulhu-esque or what?
I haven't been to Harvard Square in ages...it's just too depressing. It's like looking at the long-dead corpse of a beloved, cool old friend, rotting and deliquescent, painted white, wearing a blonde wig, and generally made up to look like Brittany Spears by a greedy rich bastard who's whoring the corpse for a profit.
And then some morons come by and say "Wow! It's Brittany Spears! And I can bang her for only $300? This is the coolest thing ever!"
Check it out: I spelled "deliquescent" right without looking it up! Am I Cthulhu-esque or what?