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Dear Abby
Just in case anyone was wondering just how disturbed I am...
In Dear Abby today, there was a letter which frankly made me laugh - the elderly writer wanted to know what to do if she or her spouse died overnight.
My dark side took over, and I wrote the following in the discussion board:
Of course, I doubt anyone will notice or respond.
In Dear Abby today, there was a letter which frankly made me laugh - the elderly writer wanted to know what to do if she or her spouse died overnight.
My dark side took over, and I wrote the following in the discussion board:
Dear Abby:
My spouse kicked off overnight, so now I'm stuck with a tacky and unwanted corpse on my hands. How can I deal with this embarrassing problem?
EMBARRASSED IN VIRGINIA
Dear Embarrassed: Are you a vegetarian? If not, one obvious means of disposing of your marital "leftover" comes to mind - as long as you're a good cook, of course!
PS - They taste like chicken, so you may want to try breading and deep-frying cutlets, or other popular chicken-based recipes.
For a full list of recipes suitable for chicken or human flesh, order "Recipes for Cannibals". Send a business-sized, self-addressed envelope, plus check or money order for $5 (U.S. funds) to: Dear Abby -- Cannibalism, P.O. Box 447, Mount Morris, IL 61054-0447. (Postage is included in the price.)
Of course, I doubt anyone will notice or respond.