Undeserving 1 & 2
I wish I were a nobleman;
I'd be a worthy knight.
I'd serve the cause of chivalry,
sword keen, and honor bright.
But instead I am a peasant.
I live down in the shit.
I think I'll take this pitchfork out,
and stab some noble git.
* * *
I am the soul of chivalry;
A knight both brave and true.
I'm courteous to every man,
and give my lord his due.
I champion the fairer sex.
I bow to every lass.
And that, my lord, is why I've got
this pitchfork in my ass.
(I hope nobody minds, but I wanted to put them together in the right order.)
I'd be a worthy knight.
I'd serve the cause of chivalry,
sword keen, and honor bright.
But instead I am a peasant.
I live down in the shit.
I think I'll take this pitchfork out,
and stab some noble git.
* * *
I am the soul of chivalry;
A knight both brave and true.
I'm courteous to every man,
and give my lord his due.
I champion the fairer sex.
I bow to every lass.
And that, my lord, is why I've got
this pitchfork in my ass.
(I hope nobody minds, but I wanted to put them together in the right order.)