ext_717 ([identity profile] bobquasit.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] bobquasit 2006-03-10 07:32 pm (UTC)

It could be MUCH worse. Just imagine...

Shit...the designer fragrance for German porn stars.

Or does that require too esoteric a knowledge of the world of pornography? If you're wondering how I know, I could remind you that I worked in "the biz". But that would be a lie (although suddenly I remember that one of our magazines was called "Enema Digest", a truly unfortunate title).

In fact, that genre of German porn was was mentioned on SNL a long time ago, and my friend Steve did a series of movie reviews in cartoon form - absolutely hysterical - in which he reviewed, among other things, a movie called something like "Der Caviar Dinner". I leave it to your imagination. Or rather, I strongly urge you NOT to try to imagine it.

I need an icon to express absolute horror. :(

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