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Meanness
I hate modern Hollywood. I hate what they've done to wonderful books like The Lord of the Rings, and particularly what they've done to Doctor Seuss. The animated Grinch was a wonderful classic (special praise for narrator and Grinch voice Boris Karloff), but everyone responsible for the Jim Carrey sheissfest "spectacular" Grinch should have been placed immediately and permanently IN HELL for high crimes against Art and humanity.
And "The Cat In The Hat" is by all accounts much, much worse.
So when I read a rave review by some moron student, I had to make the following comment:
What a total drooling microcephelic!
Here's a link to the article. Feel free to stop by and mock this dimwit. Perhaps it will stop him (her?) from inflicting a career in reviewing on the public.
God, I'm mean today. :D
And "The Cat In The Hat" is by all accounts much, much worse.
So when I read a rave review by some moron student, I had to make the following comment:
Name: Bob Quasit
Occupation: Being stunned, at the moment
Location: Bizarro-world, I'm guessing - I got in by mistake
Feedback: Congratulations. I'm sure this review will be prominently featured in forthcoming Cat In The Hat commercials, since it is the ONLY positive review IN THE WORLD - every other critic and moviegoer alive agrees that this filmed abortion has succeeded in making "Gigli" look like "Citizen Kane".
I hope those were some good drugs you were taking during the movie!
What a total drooling microcephelic!
Here's a link to the article. Feel free to stop by and mock this dimwit. Perhaps it will stop him (her?) from inflicting a career in reviewing on the public.
God, I'm mean today. :D