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Ick
Am I the only one who has noticed that Michael Jackson is starting to look a lot like Carol Channing? Modern-day Channing, that is.
If I had any artistic skill and the programming knowledge necessary, my dark side would find it highly amusing to create a morphing picture in which pre-surgery/bleaching/whatever Michael changes into the whatever-it-is that he has become. But not with the standard morphing techniques. Instead, his hair would be ripped off with a loud high-pitched scream, exposing a bloody skull. That fake straightened hair would then be riveted on. His skin would be pulled off and replaced (or soaked in bleach), pieces of his nose would be whacked off (blood spurting, screaming continues) and replaced with the hip-shaving new nosebone...basically everything he has apparently had done, would be done in the image. But with as much gore as possible. At the end, he'd look like he does today, with the screaming muted down to a hideous sobbing much like his signature "ooh ooh ooh".
There are times when I have a really sick sense of humor. Good thing I'm not an artist, huh?
If I had any artistic skill and the programming knowledge necessary, my dark side would find it highly amusing to create a morphing picture in which pre-surgery/bleaching/whatever Michael changes into the whatever-it-is that he has become. But not with the standard morphing techniques. Instead, his hair would be ripped off with a loud high-pitched scream, exposing a bloody skull. That fake straightened hair would then be riveted on. His skin would be pulled off and replaced (or soaked in bleach), pieces of his nose would be whacked off (blood spurting, screaming continues) and replaced with the hip-shaving new nosebone...basically everything he has apparently had done, would be done in the image. But with as much gore as possible. At the end, he'd look like he does today, with the screaming muted down to a hideous sobbing much like his signature "ooh ooh ooh".
There are times when I have a really sick sense of humor. Good thing I'm not an artist, huh?