bobquasit | A REQUEST FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE

Just posted this on the RQ Addicts board on Yahoo in response to a real spam on the board.

MRS GRUMBLETOOTH FLOURIDE
CASKET 1313, UZLO FUNERARY ESTATES
NEAR THE BIG PILE OF DIRT

INTRODUCTION: l am MRS GRUMBLETOOTH FLOURIDE l know this proposal will come to you as a surprise because we have not met before either physically, magically, or on the Spirit Plane. I have no doubt in your ability to handle this proposal involving huge sum of bolgs which you will give to me.

THE SUBJECT: MY HUSBAND DEATH LORD CRUNCHINGFANG FLORIDE (Now Being Digested By Trollkin) was the Royal Head of my Community, NEAR THE BIG PILE OF DIRT (a corpse-rich hole) in Dragon Pass. My late husband community produces 3.5% of the total corpse production in Dragon Pass and 0.5% of the bolg value of each fetid corpse is paid to my husband as royalty by various scurrying trollkin Through ENLO NATIONAL FOOD DELIVERY CO-OPERATION

My husband was also the Chairman of OMPALOOMPA now BLAPP ,Dragon Pass branch. In his position as the Royal head and Chairman of the OMPALOOMPA now BLAPP, Dragon Pass branch, he made some bolgs which he left for me and our spawn children as the only thing to inherit.The money is Twelve Bolgs and a Half-Digested Turnip.

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Okay, sorry. I can't go on with this. People are starting to wonder why I'm cracking up in my cube. :D

Heh.