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bobquasit ([personal profile] bobquasit) wrote2005-11-11 10:27 pm
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The Next Generationz

I was walking down the toy aisle with Teri today, and couldn't help but be amazed at all the Bratz merchandise. Suddenly an idea struck me, and I began giggling.

"Honey," I said, "I've just figured out the next great leap forward for the Bratz line."

"What?" she said warily. She's heard that giggle before.

"Whorez!"

At times like these I bitterly regret my complete lack of artistic ability. I'd love to draw some Whorez cartoon-ads. They'd be hysterical.