Undeserving

[bobquasit]

I wish I were a nobleman;
I'd be a worthy knight.
I'd serve the cause of chivalry,
sword keen, and honor bright.

But instead I am a peasant.
I live down in the shit.
I think I'll take this pitchfork out,
and stab some noble twit.

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[Juvenile, I know. This is the sort of thing I might have written 25 years ago. I made it up while working out because my mp3 player died unexpectedly.]

[For the last word, an acceptable alternative would be "git". What do you think?]