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Cheney: Seasoned?
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unquietsoul5 about the man that Cheney shot. Although the White House and press have been downplaying the incident, claiming that he was just "peppered" with buckshot, he just had a heart attack (which the press has consistently characterized as "minor") because a piece of shot entered his heart.
The scary thing is that now I'm visualizing Dick Cheney dressed as a fairy, in a pink tutu and magic wand, prancing around in ballet shoes and sprinkling magical fairy buckshot here and there. Help me.
unquietsoul5 about the man that Cheney shot. Although the White House and press have been downplaying the incident, claiming that he was just "peppered" with buckshot, he just had a heart attack (which the press has consistently characterized as "minor") because a piece of shot entered his heart.No, that can't be right. He was just lightly peppered, that's all. Salted, as it were. Cheney sprinkled the buckshot on him, the way a bee sprinkles pollen or Tinkerbelle sprinkles fairy dust. So there's no way it could have reached his heart. It could hardly have broken his skin!
This must be another lie by the liberal media.
The scary thing is that now I'm visualizing Dick Cheney dressed as a fairy, in a pink tutu and magic wand, prancing around in ballet shoes and sprinkling magical fairy buckshot here and there. Help me.