bobquasit | Once again, I lose it on Yahoo

I just posted an angry/sarcastic screed on Yahoo about the newly-revealed NSA total telephone record database; I couldn't help myself. It's not that well written or funny, but for some reason it's getting a lot more recommendations than most of my posts there do. I can only guess that maybe some neocons are rec'ing it based purely on the title. D:

Shut up, you stupid liberals!
This is America, and if the government wants to record everyone's personal data, we conservatives know that it's the duty of EVERY American to shut up and obey!

We're rugged individualists, so we know it's our duty to unquestioningly obey the government - it always knows what's best, and NEVER abuses its authority.

The liberal journalists who wrote the stories about the Terrorist Telephone Monitoring program are traitors, and should be sent to Guantanamo. Now the terrorists know that the government is spying on everyone! Nice job, guys! Osama must love you.

Haven't you learned that it's your job to report only what you're told by official government sources? You're not supposed to do investigative reporting. This is AMERICA, after all.

The government knows best, so you should all just shut up. TRAITORS!

/sarcasm