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A God-Loving Man
You may have heard that saintly, moralistic first-term Republican* Senator David Vitter (R-LA), noted crusader and major supporter of an amendment to ban same-sex marriage, has been patronizing the D.C. Madam. And I don't mean he's talking down to her.
But unfortunately the story is already over almost before it began, because Vitter has announced that he has discussed it with God, and God has forgiven him.
After all, who are we to argue with the deity? If God is okay with it, than it must be - wait a minute.
Do you think that "God" could be Senator Vitter's nickname for his penis?
"I discussed it with God, and He said to go ahead and bang that whore!"
"Brandi, you've been a naughty girl. Kneel down before God!"
"God says the water sure is cold. Deep, too!"
"Doctor, why is God burning and dripping pus?"
Thank goodness we taxpayers are paying for the best medical care for God! I'd hate for anything to happen to him.
* - I put "Republican" in boldface because (as has become SOP in reporting this sort of scandal about Republicans) many major media outlets (including the AP story) have been underplaying or even forgetting to mention the fact that Senator David Vitter, R-LA, adulterer and hypocrite, is a Republican.
But unfortunately the story is already over almost before it began, because Vitter has announced that he has discussed it with God, and God has forgiven him.
After all, who are we to argue with the deity? If God is okay with it, than it must be - wait a minute.
Do you think that "God" could be Senator Vitter's nickname for his penis?
"I discussed it with God, and He said to go ahead and bang that whore!"
"Brandi, you've been a naughty girl. Kneel down before God!"
"God says the water sure is cold. Deep, too!"
"Doctor, why is God burning and dripping pus?"
Thank goodness we taxpayers are paying for the best medical care for God! I'd hate for anything to happen to him.
* - I put "Republican" in boldface because (as has become SOP in reporting this sort of scandal about Republicans) many major media outlets (including the AP story) have been underplaying or even forgetting to mention the fact that Senator David Vitter, R-LA, adulterer and hypocrite, is a Republican.