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Charity!
Teri gets a fair number of charity requests. Most of them are from animal-related charities. We have, of course, no money at all, so we haven't been giving.
Sometimes we also get solicitations from charities that AREN'T animal-related.
Now, I'm as compassionate as the next man. No, wait a minute; I'll go further. I'm as compassionate as the next woman, depending on the woman. And the truth is that if I thought about all these sad cases that are described in the charity mailings, it could break my heart.
So instead I laugh at them. And that's why I invented The Charity for Cute Kids with Cancer Who Have Cute Puppies...That Also Have Cancer.
Won't you please give? :D
Sometimes we also get solicitations from charities that AREN'T animal-related.
Now, I'm as compassionate as the next man. No, wait a minute; I'll go further. I'm as compassionate as the next woman, depending on the woman. And the truth is that if I thought about all these sad cases that are described in the charity mailings, it could break my heart.
So instead I laugh at them. And that's why I invented The Charity for Cute Kids with Cancer Who Have Cute Puppies...That Also Have Cancer.
Won't you please give? :D
