Jolly old Joe Lieberman

[bobquasit]

Since Joe's giving a speech at the Republican convention tonight urging Americans to vote Republican, I thought I'd repost this with a bit of a revision; this is the version I just submitted to the New York Times.

(to the tune of "Jolly Old Saint Nicholas")

Jolly old Joe Lieberman
moral as can be;
he looks down on everyone
reeks of sanctity.

Never met a Democrat
that he didn't scorn;
he sure loves Republicans,
hates free speech and porn.

Jolly old Joe Lieberman
never went to war,
happy to send others there,
more and more and more.

Lobbyists for credit co's
call him their best friend;
they all wrote big checks for him,
we paid in the end.

Jolly old Joe Lieberman
kissed George Bush, alas,
now he spends his days and nights,
kissing Bush's...tuchis.

I wonder if they'll post it?