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One more sacred grotto violated by degenerate pimps
MacDonalds is apparently in the process of taking over the planet. I recently saw this on the marquee at the Woonsocket Library:
"Could it be HIM?" I wondered.
And yesterday I found out that, yes, it's him. Ronald MacDonald is making appearances in local libraries all over the country, doing half hour story time for the kids.
God only knows what he's reading. Can you imagine?
The Little Hamburger That Could
And to Think That I Ate It On Mulberry Street
Big Macs for Sal
Goodnight Mayor McCheese
Make Way for Fries
Harold and the Purple McNugget
Buy, You Little Bastards, BUY BUY BUY our CRAPPY FOOD until you bloat out and DIE!!!!
Okay, I may have lost it a little bit there at the end. :D
August 10th: Ronald MacDonald
"Could it be HIM?" I wondered.
And yesterday I found out that, yes, it's him. Ronald MacDonald is making appearances in local libraries all over the country, doing half hour story time for the kids.
God only knows what he's reading. Can you imagine?
The Little Hamburger That Could
And to Think That I Ate It On Mulberry Street
Big Macs for Sal
Goodnight Mayor McCheese
Make Way for Fries
Harold and the Purple McNugget
Buy, You Little Bastards, BUY BUY BUY our CRAPPY FOOD until you bloat out and DIE!!!!
Okay, I may have lost it a little bit there at the end. :D