WoW update: Silliness in the forest

[bobquasit]

The Horde was rampaging through Stormwind City last night; what else is new?

But there was a strange thing going on in the forest outside the city gates. A level-19 fighter was running around without weapons, punching wolves, spiders, and bandits to death.

If anyone had bothered to look or listen, they might have been interested in what he was saying...

"My anger management course isn't helping!"

[To a young wolf] "BAD DOGGIE!"

"It's not you, it's me!"

"Can't we all get along?"

"What's a beautiful girl like you doing in a crummy forest like this?"


"Wha- HEY! PUT DOWN THAT KNIFE!"

"My therapist says I have a problem with hostility!"

"PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH!"

[To a wizard that was blasting him] "Don't tase me, bro!"

"But I love you, and I'll make it up to you!"

[To a large spider} "I HATE BUGS!"

"I deplore all this mindless violence! Wait...no, I don't!"

{To an elderly wizard] "You're old...now you're dead!"

"YOU made me do this!"

[After punching a baby deer to death] "BAMBI? NOOOOO!!!"

"My fist, not available in stores!"

"Stop hitting me!"

"But I love you, honey, and I want you to be my wife."

"79 cents or I pee on the flowers!"

"ACT NOW, OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY!"

"Flu shots only $24.95!"

"I blame society!"

"I neeed to find an acceptable outlet for my aggression, but in the meantime, your face is right here!"

"What are you going to do? Move back in with your mother?"

"Daddy didn't love me!"

"I admit that this is misplaced hostility, and is entirely unfair to you - a perfect stranger. But what can *I* do about it?"

"Is this a piece of your brain?"

"Tag! You're it! Tag! You're it!"


Yup, a silly mood...