Don't kill me

The usual D&D geekery last night. I'll spare you the details.

But at one point it looked very much as if we were all going to die.

"That's okay," I said, "this'll give me a chance to work up a new character I've been thinking about. I'll be a transsexual monk named Charles, and you can call me Nun Chuck."

Okay, I have to admit that I was inspired by something I saw on Married With Children a long time ago. It was one of their funnier episodes, "We'll Follow The Sun", and at one point Peg was all excited about the new TV guide:

"Will we be back by next Thursday, honey? [shows Al the TV Guide] Look: 'Nun of This', about a nun who's had enough. [reading out loud] Karen Valentine is Sister Lash, your worst nightmare - a nun with a gun!"

When I originally saw this, I went insane - don't ask me why - and started making up as many other Nun shows as I could imagine.

So here are some of the other characters I could have created:

• Nun So Blind - A blind female monk. Unfortunately D&D 3.5 penalizes blindness so heavily that she'd be virtually unplayable, even if I took the blind-fighting feat.
  
  
• Nun of the Above - A female monk from the mountains. Or, a dual-class female monk-cleric.
  
  
• Nun Shall Make You Afraid - A dual-class female monk/wizard who uses fear spells.
  
  
• Nun Shall Pass - A female monk with the Overrun feat. Or, alternatively, with diarrhea. Another option would be kidney stones.
  

Stop me.

Don't kill me

The usual D&D geekery last night. I'll spare you the details.

But at one point it looked very much as if we were all going to die.

"That's okay," I said, "this'll give me a chance to work up a new character I've been thinking about. I'll be a transsexual monk named Charles, and you can call me Nun Chuck."

Okay, I have to admit that I was inspired by something I saw on Married With Children a long time ago. It was one of their funnier episodes, "We'll Follow The Sun", and at one point Peg was all excited about the new TV guide:

"Will we be back by next Thursday, honey? [shows Al the TV Guide] Look: 'Nun of This', about a nun who's had enough. [reading out loud] Karen Valentine is Sister Lash, your worst nightmare - a nun with a gun!"

When I originally saw this, I went insane - don't ask me why - and started making up as many other Nun shows as I could imagine.

So here are some of the other characters I could have created:

• Nun So Blind - A blind female monk. Unfortunately D&D 3.5 penalizes blindness so heavily that she'd be virtually unplayable, even if I took the blind-fighting feat.
  
  
• Nun of the Above - A female monk from the mountains. Or, a dual-class female monk-cleric.
  
  
• Nun Shall Make You Afraid - A dual-class female monk/wizard who uses fear spells.
  
  
• Nun Shall Pass - A female monk with the Overrun feat. Or, alternatively, with diarrhea. Another option would be kidney stones.
  

Stop me.

Back from the dead!

LJ fixed something, and now LJ Archive and the comments stats thing are both working again. Yay!

In honor of the occasion, I'm doing the stat thing.

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1	klyfix	251
2	unquietsoul5	239
3	charibdis	125
4	tprjones	61
5	tcpip	51
6	lubedpumpkin	44
7	dancing_kiralee	39
8	nakedfaery	37
9	iamtim	36
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Back from the dead!

LJ fixed something, and now LJ Archive and the comments stats thing are both working again. Yay!

In honor of the occasion, I'm doing the stat thing.

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Top Commenters on bobquasit's LiveJournal
(Self and anonymous comments excluded from rankings)

1	klyfix	251
2	unquietsoul5	239
3	charibdis	125
4	tprjones	61
5	tcpip	51
6	lubedpumpkin	44
7	dancing_kiralee	39
8	nakedfaery	37
9	iamtim	36
10	zarhooie	31

( 11-65 )

Total Commenters: 67 (2 not shown)
Total Comments: 1686
Report generated 2/17/2006 9:19:40 PM by scrapdog's LJ Comment Stats Wizard 1.4

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