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Yoga positions
Sometime last night I was thinking about my yoga post. Suddenly I realized that I should have included the many poses and positions that I didn't actually perform, and which almost certainly don't exist, but that would have been extremely amusing.
Unfortunately in the cold light of day I've forgotten almost all of them. Let me see...
The "Flying Turtle", moves gracefully into the "Jumbo Shrimp". Next is "The Road to Nowhere", followed by "12 Angry Dwarves". An upwards arch of the spine converts "12 Angry Dwarves" into a "Vermicious Knid", rising.
"Aching Bunions" is quickly followed by "What's That Smell?" and "Don't Touch Me There". Finally, "Disturbing Lack of Faith" is followed by a plummet to the floor, where the set is completed with "Redshirt's Repose".
Unfortunately in the cold light of day I've forgotten almost all of them. Let me see...
The "Flying Turtle", moves gracefully into the "Jumbo Shrimp". Next is "The Road to Nowhere", followed by "12 Angry Dwarves". An upwards arch of the spine converts "12 Angry Dwarves" into a "Vermicious Knid", rising.
"Aching Bunions" is quickly followed by "What's That Smell?" and "Don't Touch Me There". Finally, "Disturbing Lack of Faith" is followed by a plummet to the floor, where the set is completed with "Redshirt's Repose".
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