Cheney: Seasoned?

[bobquasit]

Did this as a comment on an entry by unquietsoul5 about the man that Cheney shot. Although the White House and press have been downplaying the incident, claiming that he was just "peppered" with buckshot, he just had a heart attack (which the press has consistently characterized as "minor") because a piece of shot entered his heart.

No, that can't be right. He was just lightly peppered, that's all. Salted, as it were. Cheney sprinkled the buckshot on him, the way a bee sprinkles pollen or Tinkerbelle sprinkles fairy dust. So there's no way it could have reached his heart. It could hardly have broken his skin!

This must be another lie by the liberal media.

The scary thing is that now I'm visualizing Dick Cheney dressed as a fairy, in a pink tutu and magic wand, prancing around in ballet shoes and sprinkling magical fairy buckshot here and there. Help me.

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[bobquasit.livejournal.com]

Just for the heck of it, I posted the same thing in a Yahoo thread; I doubt anyone will follow up on it, though. I seem to be in a zone of silence lately.

http://post.news.messages.yahoo.com/bbs?action=m&board=37138445&tid=apcheneywhittington&sid=37138445&mid=32053&n=1

[bobquasit.livejournal.com]

There's a certain pathetic quality to me this morning; I'm reduced to commenting on my own entries, and desperately searching for any sort of feedback, anywhere.

Wish I could work up a , or play this as a joke.

Anyway, I just did a letter to Salon.

http://letters.salon.com/politics/war_room/2006/02/14/birdshot/permalink/b51cc83bc0cffb15f87c49b32cd74a2f.html

[aurora-lamour.livejournal.com]

That is a VERY scary image!

[bobquasit.livejournal.com]

At night, Dick Cheney dances in my dreams.

Nah, not really. I'm SO glad that's not true.