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bobquasit ([personal profile] bobquasit) wrote2006-06-05 09:49 pm

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Couldn't resist another sarcastic post about Bush and the gay marriage crisis on Yahoo.
Subject: THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ISSUE

Thank God for President Bush - he knows that gay marriage is the worst threat that America ever faced. All the other business of government must stop while this crucial problem of gays marrying is addressed, because nothing else matters but this.

Thank God, too, that this President doesn't pander to us, or try to manipulate us politically. No, he knows that the ONLY issue on every American's lips is "When, oh WHEN will the Constitution be amended to stop gays from marrying?". And he'll move Heaven and Earth to save us from teh gays.

We're just lucky that we have a man like this in office...and that there aren't any other problems that we need to deal with right now, like THE WAR IN IRAQ, THOUSANDS OF OUR SOLDIERS DEAD, $3 GAS KILLING OUR ECONOMY, JOBS BEING OUTSOURCED OVERSEAS, OSAMA BIN LADEN STILL ON THE LOOSE, 43 MILLION AMERICANS WITHOUT HEALTHCARE INCLUDING 8.4 MILLION CHILDREN, THE BIGGEST *@&#ING DEFICIT IN HISTORY PASSING ON ECONOMIC SLAVERY TO OUR CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN, ETC. ETC. ETC.

Whew. Thank goodness we don't have any issues like THAT to worry about!

/sarcasm

[identity profile] bobquasit.livejournal.com 2006-06-06 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Here's a follow-up post I did in response to someone else:
Maybe Bush can fund research into somehow *liquefying* the gays and turning them into gas, thereby killing two birds with one stone...so to speak.

But the key thing is the gay issue. You know, I have a recurring nightmare that a gay is going to break into my house while I'm asleep and marry me at gunpoint. Save me, President Bush!

Incidentally, I intentionally mispelled "the" when I was talking about "teh gays". I don't know why, but "teh gays" cracks me up.

[identity profile] nakedfaery.livejournal.com 2006-06-06 09:08 am (UTC)(link)

I agree completly with the tone of your e-mail, I think it was very well written. But I swear to the Goddess, if one more American on my f-list complains about the $3 gas, I will have to start getting out my nines and busting a cap in their ass.

After litres/gallon and £/$ conversion, I worked out that we pay the equivalent of $5.50. *bangs her head on the table* And Britain is supposed to have a stable economy! *shakes her aching head*

Petrol/Gas

[identity profile] bobquasit.livejournal.com 2006-06-06 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
This is funny, because it reminds me of part of Twain's "A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur's Court". I also had this exact same conversation with another Brit here a while ago - correction, it was a Finn (http://bobquasit.livejournal.com/171014.html).

Here's the thing: you're right that you pay more for gas. But that is more than offset by a number of factors.

1. We pay far more for health care.

2. There are many other services which we pay for that you don't, or that you pay a much lower rate for thanks to government subsidy. Daycare, for example. It costs us $500 to $1,000 per month. We pay over $500 per month for Sebastian to go to daycare three days a week.

3. Usury laws have been abolished in the United States, and credit card companies are virtually unregulated. That means that if you have a credit card (and almost everyone does - you wouldn't BELIEVE the number of credit card offers we receive in the mail every week), odds are that you're paying 25% or more on your money. And there are many hidden fees which make the effective rate even higher.

But many Americans are actually paying rates of over SIX HUNDRED PERCENT at the many "paycheck loan" shops across the country. That sounds unbelievable, but it's true; I can get you some sources on that, if you'd like. It's also completely legal in this country. Of course the people who go to those shops are living paycheck-to-paycheck, which is extremely common here.

4. We are far more dependent on our cars, for two reasons: one is that America is much bigger, and except in the cities, things are much more spread out. For example, I have to drive ten miles every day just to get to the nearest train station, and I live 60 miles from where I work.

The other reason we have to drive so much is that the big oil companies successfully influenced Congress in the early-to-mid 20th century to virtually abolish the American light inter-city rail system. At the same time our extensive national highway system was built. This was done, of course, to force Americans to drive more and use more oil - and sell more cars, I suppose.

I'm actually LUCKY to have a train station only 10 miles from my residence. The vast majority of Americans have no such luck. And it should be noted that the Bush administration was actually attempting to dismantle much of our remaining rail system until recently; I suspect that they may have had to give up on that due to the fuel situation. My father-in-law, who's a transportation broker, tells me that a LOT of shipping which was formerly traveling by truck is now going by rail, instead. But the rail option isn't available for much of the country.

Speaking of the trains, those are costing more, too. My monthly train pass is $181. That rate has been raised three times in the last six years, and it's going to be going up again on next January 1st - by 25%. The governing board has made no secret of the fact that additional increases will be coming soon. That's partly because both the federal and state governments have privatized the rail system; it's not subsidized, as I'm sure yours is.

Even parking costs are going up. If you want to park for the train, you have no choice but to use one of the official lots; most parking spaces within walking distance of the station (and most stations) are metered, and the maximum parking time is often only two or three hours. Fail to pay the meter or exceed your time, and you get a ticket costing anywhere from $25 to $60. The official lots cost $2 per day (although they may have gone up to $2.50; I can't remember), and the price is going to be going up again soon.

The American economy is utterly dependent on artificially cheap fuel. This continuing increase is effectively going to destroy it, starting with the poor and middle class - which have already been put under unprecedented pressure.

Sorry to have gone on so long. I think I'll make this a stand-alone post, too.