Silly Me wants to put all of those in one subject thingy.
"My character in the D&D game needed to go on a diet because Clerics of my deity have to have good figures. She heard of a great diet aid; a mold that allowed you to eat anything but kept you at your ideal weight. Unfortunately, this was a great Secret of the Victoria's Elves and they were disinclined to share. Not wanting to hurt them and risk the wraith of the Goddess Bimbo, we agreed to go on a quest for the Mirror of the Perfect Vanity."
Umm, yeah. Klyfix has been in something of Altered States mode this week...
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"My character in the D&D game needed to go on a diet because Clerics of my deity have to have good figures. She heard of a great diet aid; a mold that allowed you to eat anything but kept you at your ideal weight. Unfortunately, this was a great Secret of the Victoria's Elves and they were disinclined to share. Not wanting to hurt them and risk the wraith of the Goddess Bimbo, we agreed to go on a quest for the Mirror of the Perfect Vanity."
Umm, yeah. Klyfix has been in something of Altered States mode this week...
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D&D, now that is odd coming from you, but it can be a guilty pleasure.
Mold, ah ha! That could be a reference to either of the last two:
But sadly I bet it's a house problem..