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bobquasit ([personal profile] bobquasit) wrote2003-11-21 02:01 pm

Someone explain it to me, please

So I go into the men's room, which is mostly empty at the time. There's some guy standing up and peeing in one of the stalls. How did I know that he was standing up and peeing? Because the stall door was wide open!

I can understand peeing in a stall; the guy could have been to shy to use a urinal. Or too embarrassed. Whatever.

But then WHY didn't he shut the door?

Explain it to me, somebody. Please!

I could write some moderately amusing bits about some of the stupid behavior I've seen in men's rooms. Like recently, some guy was sitting in a stall having an EXTREMELY LOUD CONVERSATION on a cell phone (at least, I hope it was on a cell phone). He was also making extremely loud noises with other parts of his body, and all the while other people were flushing. I don't know what he was saying (it wasn't in English), but I can only imagine what it all sounded like on the other end of the line.

Some people are just plain wierd.

[identity profile] charibdis.livejournal.com 2003-11-21 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Ok, it's a longshot but...

Guy A comes in, takes a urinal, starts doing his business.
Guy B comes in, takes the second urinal, starts doing his business (assumes there are only two urinals).
Guy C comes in, sees all urinals taken, goes to the stall to start doing his business.
Guy A finishes.
Guy B finishes.
Peter comes in and sees guy C pissing in a stall.