New Name for Barack!

[bobquasit]

All of the media seems to think that Barack Hussein Obama's name is a problem for him. How can we help him improve it?

[Poll #914644]
If you come up with more names after you vote, please add them in the comments - ditto if you really like one of the names that has already been suggested. And feel free to pimp this poll to your friends!

Comments

[bobquasit.livejournal.com]

Another name for the Senator's consideration: Shecky McBoing-Boing.

By Way of Explanation

[wingedbard.livejournal.com]

The media twonks who come up with this crap are focus-grouping the goverment to death. So I figured -

Jesus - Appeals to the conservative Christians
Moses - For the rest of the "good" monotheists
Superman - C'mon, who doesn't like the big blue boy scout?
O'Lincoln - He gets to be a Irishman and still sound presidential.

Could we get a focus group on this?

I Like Bob

[unquietsoul5.livejournal.com]

Bob Obama has that bouncy happy feel to it, and it's easy to put to 50s style music.

Bob Bo Barama

would also work, I think.... Then he can also be, Mister B!