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Our Hot Mini-Skirted Interrogators Have Your Nuts
My sarcasm mode is on high today.
My comment on Pistachios at Guantanamo by Jackson Diehl
"Yes, I was on a tour organized by the Pentagon; but no, the scene I witnessed was not a staged departure from a norm of pressure and pain."
And how do we know that this is true? Why, because Jackson Diehl SAYS so, of course!
His handlers doubtless told him so, and naturally be believes them. Because the government and the Pentagon never, ever, EVER lie to journalists. NEVER.
Hey, Jackson! Did you know that the Pentagon has specifically cleared the airspace approach to Guantanamo on midnight of December 24, so Santa Claus can bring the prisoners lots of yummy treats? Santa's going to show those prisoners the true meaning of Christmas. They're sure to convert to Christianity after that, and tell our hot teen-aged treat-serving mini-skirted interrogators everything they want to know.
You can believe me, Jackson. I work for the Pentagon.
...and they say journalistic credibility is dead!