Bush: Vietnam Redux

[bobquasit]

George W. Bush announced on Wednesday that Iraq is like Vietnam, and the lesson of Vietnam is that we pulled out too soon.

In a later speech, President Bush announced that Vietnam was suspected of amassing weapons of mass destruction, which they will probably give to freedom-hating terrorists. He then asked the United Nations to apply sanctions to Vietnam, and confused reporters by blurting out a few minutes later that "the sanctions are just not working".

Vietnam, here we come!