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Sebastian and the dish-towel
I voice-posted this, but it didn't auto-transcribe well.
A few days ago Teri was washing an apple for me and Sebastian to have for breakfast. She started to dry it with a dish towel which I'd used before; I remember it had a bad moldy smell. Why didn't I throw it in the hamper or wash it back then? Um...good question.
Anyway when I saw that she was drying the apple with that towel I said something like "Jeeze, hon, don't use that towel. It stinks! It's all moldy!"
She sniffed it and said "I don't smell anything."
"Let's try it on Sebastian," I answered, and took it over to him. He was watching the Flintstones, and was a bit mesmerised; nonetheless I asked him, in as neutral a tone as possible, "Sebastian, does this have a smell?"
Still staring at the TV, he took a sniff. Paused for a moment, and then said quite calmly:
"Breath."
Pause.
"Bad breath."
Pause.
"Real bad breath."
Pause.
"Cat breath."
So Teri washed it again and dried it with a paper towel. :D
A few days ago Teri was washing an apple for me and Sebastian to have for breakfast. She started to dry it with a dish towel which I'd used before; I remember it had a bad moldy smell. Why didn't I throw it in the hamper or wash it back then? Um...good question.
Anyway when I saw that she was drying the apple with that towel I said something like "Jeeze, hon, don't use that towel. It stinks! It's all moldy!"
She sniffed it and said "I don't smell anything."
"Let's try it on Sebastian," I answered, and took it over to him. He was watching the Flintstones, and was a bit mesmerised; nonetheless I asked him, in as neutral a tone as possible, "Sebastian, does this have a smell?"
Still staring at the TV, he took a sniff. Paused for a moment, and then said quite calmly:
"Breath."
Pause.
"Bad breath."
Pause.
"Real bad breath."
Pause.
"Cat breath."
So Teri washed it again and dried it with a paper towel. :D