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bobquasit ([personal profile] bobquasit) wrote2005-05-19 10:56 pm
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Talking to Telemarketers

A couple of weeks ago the phone rang.

"Hello?"

"Hi, this is John X. How're you doing? Listen, I just wanted to tell you, I'm not a telemarketer."

? "Um...that's good..."

"But I think my company can save you a lot of money on your mortgage payments."

CLICK!

Last night the phone rang.

"Hello?"

"Hi! I can help you publicize your website the right way!"

[Laughing] "Thanks, but my site is non-commercial and number one in its field."

CLICK!

I should have just hung up on that second one, but I couldn't resist the chance to boast.