bobquasit | O Senator

A tribute to staunch family values Republican Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho) who has been caught numerous times in compromising circumstances with men but swears that he's not gay (his wife backs him up). Most recently, he "accidentally" pled guilty to misdemeanor disorderly-conduct charges stemming from his June arrest by an undercover police officer in a men's restroom at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport.

I love Republican hypocrisy!

(To the tune of "O Canada")

O Larry Craig
You gay-denouncing man
True hetero love Republicans demand

So you can't go in
a bus station
and grope a plain-clothes cop

You can't suck off
teen-aged prostitutes
This sleazy behavior has to stop

The Senate must be
sodomite-free
O Senator, cops stand on guard for thee

O Larry Craig, cops stand on guard for thee!

Or perhaps it would work better as

"Congress must be
hypocrite-free"

What do you think?