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Strange Dream: Homer Simpson
Jan. 5th, 2006 12:15 pmDamn, my dreams can get strange. Particularly lately. This morning I dreamed that Homer Simpson was knocked up into the air, ending up stuck behind the jet of a large jet plane. A creature something like the gremlin in the The Twilight Zone was dancing around on the roof of the plane, except that it didn't look anything like a gremlin; it was more like a flesh-colored blob with an evil cartoon face.
It kept turning up the fire from the jet and burning Homer to cinders. Finally it reversed the jet for a minute, sucking Homer in and grinding him into ashes. The ashes spewed out of the engine and down into the ocean, reforming into a tattered Homer on the way down. As he splashed down, he just missed hitting a huge ocean liner...but the plane didn't. It sliced through the ship, dividing it neatly in half. The halves rapidly proceeded to sink, along with the plane, creating a massive whirlpool. Passengers screamed in terror. As Homer was sucked into the funnel, sharks cruised in and ripped him apart.
Damn, my dreams can get strange.
It kept turning up the fire from the jet and burning Homer to cinders. Finally it reversed the jet for a minute, sucking Homer in and grinding him into ashes. The ashes spewed out of the engine and down into the ocean, reforming into a tattered Homer on the way down. As he splashed down, he just missed hitting a huge ocean liner...but the plane didn't. It sliced through the ship, dividing it neatly in half. The halves rapidly proceeded to sink, along with the plane, creating a massive whirlpool. Passengers screamed in terror. As Homer was sucked into the funnel, sharks cruised in and ripped him apart.
Damn, my dreams can get strange.
