It seems a bit weird to me, too. I mean, as far as I can tell they CORED his penis like an apple and installed a plastic-metal thing in the newly-hollowed space!
I wouldn't let anyone do that to me, ever, unless the alternative was my immediate death.
This is yet another good example of why you should always refuse to undergo any non-life-saving surgical procedure that hasn't been practiced for at least thirty or forty years at a minimum. If that poor dumb bastard had waited a few years, he could have used Viagra. Now he can't (because the procedure removed all the tissue that would have reacted to the drug), plus he has a permanent handle. I imagine he can't sleep face-down any more, come to think of it, and urination must be pretty damned awkward too.
Now I'm laughing. The whole thing is just too ridiculous!
Oh well. It could have been worse. The plastic-metal insert could have turned wrong-side-up, in which case he'd end up soaking the ceiling (or hitting himself in the eye) every time he had to pee. :D
If I were him, I'd consider getting sexual reassignment surgery and trying life as a woman. It couldn't be worse than what he's got now! On the other hand, at 68 s/he might have a hard time (no pun intended) getting a date.
I agree with you completly about the non surgical procedures thing! Personally if it was me, I'd just get the whole damn thing chopped, having a permanent erection probably is much worse than just not having a penis at all!
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That story made me want to throw up. I never realised erections were so important to men.
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I wouldn't let anyone do that to me, ever, unless the alternative was my immediate death.
This is yet another good example of why you should always refuse to undergo any non-life-saving surgical procedure that hasn't been practiced for at least thirty or forty years at a minimum. If that poor dumb bastard had waited a few years, he could have used Viagra. Now he can't (because the procedure removed all the tissue that would have reacted to the drug), plus he has a permanent handle. I imagine he can't sleep face-down any more, come to think of it, and urination must be pretty damned awkward too.
Now I'm laughing. The whole thing is just too ridiculous!
Oh well. It could have been worse. The plastic-metal insert could have turned wrong-side-up, in which case he'd end up soaking the ceiling (or hitting himself in the eye) every time he had to pee. :D
If I were him, I'd consider getting sexual reassignment surgery and trying life as a woman. It couldn't be worse than what he's got now! On the other hand, at 68 s/he might have a hard time (no pun intended) getting a date.
(now giggling uncontrollably)
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I agree with you completly about the non surgical procedures thing! Personally if it was me, I'd just get the whole damn thing chopped, having a permanent erection probably is much worse than just not having a penis at all!
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