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Biting my tongue
One of the most common questions on Askville (and I'll spare you the poor spelling and/or textspeak) is "I had unprotected sex and my period is late. Could I be pregnant?"
I couldn't resist answering one guy (in the discussion board) who asked if his girlfriend could be pregnant:
And now I'm struggling not to post a question of my own:
I couldn't resist answering one guy (in the discussion board) who asked if his girlfriend could be pregnant:
Yes, she's pregnant. It's triplets, two boys and one girl. All three have brown eyes; one of the boys will grow to 6'2", and the other will be exactly 6 feet tall. The girl will be 5'7", and left-handed. Her favorite flavor of ice cream will be rocky road, while the boys will both prefer chocolate.
...
Look, we don't know. We CAN'T know. Have her take a test or see her OB/GYN.
And now I'm struggling not to post a question of my own:
I had sex and didn't use birth control. I haven't had my period...ever. Could I be pregnant?
P.S. I am male.
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Now to tell the wife she got you preggers. Rofl.
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(Guess what company I work for?)
Incidentally, we get questions coming in to our "careline" about the possible results of these tests, and I manage the database they go into. I am not, of course, allowed to reveal details, but I can tell you that we get much sillier questions than the one you're proposing to ask.