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Why is it that every time I go to the locker room at the gym:
1. There are naked men there to repulse me? Jeeze, guys, I REALLY don't want to see your asses, much less your ridiculously dangling genitalia. Cover your shame, damn it!
2. There's ALWAYS some total asshole there yakking away on his goddamned cell, even though there are signs all over the place that say "NO CELL PHONE USE IN LOCKER ROOM"?
I assume they made that rule because so many cell phones are also cameras. It's not like I worry about having an illicit photo snapped; no one would see anything anyway (don't ask), and even if they did, the potential value of such a photo would actually be a negative number.
Still, it would be awfully satisfying to see a large muscle-bound jock take the cell phone away from those oh-so-fucking-important businessmen and authoritavely shove it about three feet up their ass.
The businessman's ass, that is. Not the jocks.
I would also like mandatory chadors to be issued to all men in the locker room.
I have spoken.
1. There are naked men there to repulse me? Jeeze, guys, I REALLY don't want to see your asses, much less your ridiculously dangling genitalia. Cover your shame, damn it!
2. There's ALWAYS some total asshole there yakking away on his goddamned cell, even though there are signs all over the place that say "NO CELL PHONE USE IN LOCKER ROOM"?
I assume they made that rule because so many cell phones are also cameras. It's not like I worry about having an illicit photo snapped; no one would see anything anyway (don't ask), and even if they did, the potential value of such a photo would actually be a negative number.
Still, it would be awfully satisfying to see a large muscle-bound jock take the cell phone away from those oh-so-fucking-important businessmen and authoritavely shove it about three feet up their ass.
The businessman's ass, that is. Not the jocks.
I would also like mandatory chadors to be issued to all men in the locker room.
I have spoken.
