Jolly Old Joe Lieberman, revised (PG-13 version)

(To the tune of "Jolly Old Saint Nicholas")

Jolly old Joe Lieberman
Moral as can be;
He looks down on everyone,
Reeks of sanctity

Never met a Democrat
That he didn't scorn;
He sure loves our pResident,
Hates free speech and porn.

Jolly old Joe Lieberman
Never went to war;
Happy to send others there
More and more and more.

Had two kids with his first wife
Then he changed his mind
Dumped her 'cause she was Reform
Missed that the first time.

Jolly old Joe Lieberman
Kissed George Bush, alas
Now he spends his days and nights
Kissing Bush's ass.

Jolly Old Joe Lieberman, revised (PG-13 version)

(To the tune of "Jolly Old Saint Nicholas")

Jolly old Joe Lieberman
Moral as can be;
He looks down on everyone,
Reeks of sanctity

Never met a Democrat
That he didn't scorn;
He sure loves our pResident,
Hates free speech and porn.

Jolly old Joe Lieberman
Never went to war;
Happy to send others there
More and more and more.

Had two kids with his first wife
Then he changed his mind
Dumped her 'cause she was Reform
Missed that the first time.

Jolly old Joe Lieberman
Kissed George Bush, alas
Now he spends his days and nights
Kissing Bush's ass.