Joe and Joe
Oct. 16th, 2008 08:40 amSomeone on Askville asked if Joe Sixpack and Joe the Plumber were the same person. I couldn't resist:
Joe Sixpack is Jane Winebox's husband (she kept her maiden name). To Jane's shock, she eventually discovered that Joe Sixpack was having an affair with Joe the Plumber. So she shot them both, and took off on a cross-country road trip to find herself. On the way she picked up Jane Q. Public, a soccer mom who had recently gotten amnesia from being hit in the head with a flying cliche at a NASCAR rally.
They were relentlessly pursued by Sheriff John Law. After an exciting chase across flyover country in the heartland of the homeland, they all plunged into the Grand Canyon and died. Politicians everywhere came to their funeral. Tears flowed like rain...or rather, like wine and beer.
The End.