From the memory vault: David Hasselhof

This one was from some humor newspaper (NOT the Onion) that I picked up about twenty years ago, probably while I was on vacation with my family in some strange place.

The article went something like this:

Television star David Hasselhoff (of the hit series Knight Rider) announced a new charity drive today. The popular actor will be visiting terminally ill children in cancer wards across the country.

"I want to make a difference in the lives of children," said the ruggedly handsome star, "and I can't think of a better way than fulfilling their dream of a visit from me."

When told of the program, little cancer patient Anna Marie Sanchez (pictured) said "I'm dying to meet David Hasselhoff!"

Okay, I didn't tell that as well as I remember it. Which is why I am going to kill the joke by explaining it. She's DYING to meet David Hasselhoff. Get it? Huh? Do ya?

From the memory vault: David Hasselhof

This one was from some humor newspaper (NOT the Onion) that I picked up about twenty years ago, probably while I was on vacation with my family in some strange place.

The article went something like this:

Television star David Hasselhoff (of the hit series Knight Rider) announced a new charity drive today. The popular actor will be visiting terminally ill children in cancer wards across the country.

"I want to make a difference in the lives of children," said the ruggedly handsome star, "and I can't think of a better way than fulfilling their dream of a visit from me."

When told of the program, little cancer patient Anna Marie Sanchez (pictured) said "I'm dying to meet David Hasselhoff!"

Okay, I didn't tell that as well as I remember it. Which is why I am going to kill the joke by explaining it. She's DYING to meet David Hasselhoff. Get it? Huh? Do ya?