(no subject)

Couldn't resist another sarcastic post about Bush and the gay marriage crisis on Yahoo.

Subject: THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ISSUE

Thank God for President Bush - he knows that gay marriage is the worst threat that America ever faced. All the other business of government must stop while this crucial problem of gays marrying is addressed, because nothing else matters but this.

Thank God, too, that this President doesn't pander to us, or try to manipulate us politically. No, he knows that the ONLY issue on every American's lips is "When, oh WHEN will the Constitution be amended to stop gays from marrying?". And he'll move Heaven and Earth to save us from teh gays.

We're just lucky that we have a man like this in office...and that there aren't any other problems that we need to deal with right now, like THE WAR IN IRAQ, THOUSANDS OF OUR SOLDIERS DEAD, $3 GAS KILLING OUR ECONOMY, JOBS BEING OUTSOURCED OVERSEAS, OSAMA BIN LADEN STILL ON THE LOOSE, 43 MILLION AMERICANS WITHOUT HEALTHCARE INCLUDING 8.4 MILLION CHILDREN, THE BIGGEST *@&#ING DEFICIT IN HISTORY PASSING ON ECONOMIC SLAVERY TO OUR CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN, ETC. ETC. ETC.

Whew. Thank goodness we don't have any issues like THAT to worry about!

/sarcasm

(no subject)

Couldn't resist another sarcastic post about Bush and the gay marriage crisis on Yahoo.

Subject: THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ISSUE

Thank God for President Bush - he knows that gay marriage is the worst threat that America ever faced. All the other business of government must stop while this crucial problem of gays marrying is addressed, because nothing else matters but this.

Thank God, too, that this President doesn't pander to us, or try to manipulate us politically. No, he knows that the ONLY issue on every American's lips is "When, oh WHEN will the Constitution be amended to stop gays from marrying?". And he'll move Heaven and Earth to save us from teh gays.

We're just lucky that we have a man like this in office...and that there aren't any other problems that we need to deal with right now, like THE WAR IN IRAQ, THOUSANDS OF OUR SOLDIERS DEAD, $3 GAS KILLING OUR ECONOMY, JOBS BEING OUTSOURCED OVERSEAS, OSAMA BIN LADEN STILL ON THE LOOSE, 43 MILLION AMERICANS WITHOUT HEALTHCARE INCLUDING 8.4 MILLION CHILDREN, THE BIGGEST *@&#ING DEFICIT IN HISTORY PASSING ON ECONOMIC SLAVERY TO OUR CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN, ETC. ETC. ETC.

Whew. Thank goodness we don't have any issues like THAT to worry about!

/sarcasm