A Sebastian Joke

Sebastian makes a lot of jokes. Most of them, of course, make no sense to anyone over the age of five. But sometimes he'll surprise me.

Last night on the train ride home, I read some more of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory to him. He was particularly amused by one section, which has always been one of my favorites too:

"He'll be chocolate fudge!" shrieked Mrs. Gloop.
"Never!" cried Mr. Wonka.
"Of course he will!" shrieked Mrs. Gloop.
"I wouldn't allow it!" cried Mr. Wonka.
"And why not?" shrieked Mrs. Gloop.
"Because the taste would be terrible," said Mr. Wonka. "Just imagine it! Augustus-flavored chocolate-coated Gloop! No one would buy it."'

"It has bones in it!" Sebastian whispered confidingly in my ear.

I cracked up right there for about five minutes. Sebastian, sensing that he was on a roll, then told me that the Augustus-flavored chocolate-coated Gloop fudge also had a brain and a skull in it.

Oh that boy. :D

A Sebastian Joke

Sebastian makes a lot of jokes. Most of them, of course, make no sense to anyone over the age of five. But sometimes he'll surprise me.

Last night on the train ride home, I read some more of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory to him. He was particularly amused by one section, which has always been one of my favorites too:

"He'll be chocolate fudge!" shrieked Mrs. Gloop.
"Never!" cried Mr. Wonka.
"Of course he will!" shrieked Mrs. Gloop.
"I wouldn't allow it!" cried Mr. Wonka.
"And why not?" shrieked Mrs. Gloop.
"Because the taste would be terrible," said Mr. Wonka. "Just imagine it! Augustus-flavored chocolate-coated Gloop! No one would buy it."'

"It has bones in it!" Sebastian whispered confidingly in my ear.

I cracked up right there for about five minutes. Sebastian, sensing that he was on a roll, then told me that the Augustus-flavored chocolate-coated Gloop fudge also had a brain and a skull in it.

Oh that boy. :D