Meanness

I hate modern Hollywood. I hate what they've done to wonderful books like The Lord of the Rings, and particularly what they've done to Doctor Seuss. The animated Grinch was a wonderful classic (special praise for narrator and Grinch voice Boris Karloff), but everyone responsible for the Jim Carrey sheissfest "spectacular" Grinch should have been placed immediately and permanently IN HELL for high crimes against Art and humanity.

And "The Cat In The Hat" is by all accounts much, much worse.

So when I read a rave review by some moron student, I had to make the following comment:

Name: Bob Quasit

Occupation: Being stunned, at the moment

Location: Bizarro-world, I'm guessing - I got in by mistake

Feedback: Congratulations. I'm sure this review will be prominently featured in forthcoming Cat In The Hat commercials, since it is the ONLY positive review IN THE WORLD - every other critic and moviegoer alive agrees that this filmed abortion has succeeded in making "Gigli" look like "Citizen Kane".

I hope those were some good drugs you were taking during the movie!

What a total drooling microcephelic!

Here's a link to the article. Feel free to stop by and mock this dimwit. Perhaps it will stop him (her?) from inflicting a career in reviewing on the public.

God, I'm mean today. :D

Meanness

I hate modern Hollywood. I hate what they've done to wonderful books like The Lord of the Rings, and particularly what they've done to Doctor Seuss. The animated Grinch was a wonderful classic (special praise for narrator and Grinch voice Boris Karloff), but everyone responsible for the Jim Carrey sheissfest "spectacular" Grinch should have been placed immediately and permanently IN HELL for high crimes against Art and humanity.

And "The Cat In The Hat" is by all accounts much, much worse.

So when I read a rave review by some moron student, I had to make the following comment:

Name: Bob Quasit

Occupation: Being stunned, at the moment

Location: Bizarro-world, I'm guessing - I got in by mistake

Feedback: Congratulations. I'm sure this review will be prominently featured in forthcoming Cat In The Hat commercials, since it is the ONLY positive review IN THE WORLD - every other critic and moviegoer alive agrees that this filmed abortion has succeeded in making "Gigli" look like "Citizen Kane".

I hope those were some good drugs you were taking during the movie!

What a total drooling microcephelic!

Here's a link to the article. Feel free to stop by and mock this dimwit. Perhaps it will stop him (her?) from inflicting a career in reviewing on the public.

God, I'm mean today. :D

Someone explain it to me, please

So I go into the men's room, which is mostly empty at the time. There's some guy standing up and peeing in one of the stalls. How did I know that he was standing up and peeing? Because the stall door was wide open!

I can understand peeing in a stall; the guy could have been to shy to use a urinal. Or too embarrassed. Whatever.

But then WHY didn't he shut the door?

Explain it to me, somebody. Please!

I could write some moderately amusing bits about some of the stupid behavior I've seen in men's rooms. Like recently, some guy was sitting in a stall having an EXTREMELY LOUD CONVERSATION on a cell phone (at least, I hope it was on a cell phone). He was also making extremely loud noises with other parts of his body, and all the while other people were flushing. I don't know what he was saying (it wasn't in English), but I can only imagine what it all sounded like on the other end of the line.

Some people are just plain wierd.

Someone explain it to me, please

So I go into the men's room, which is mostly empty at the time. There's some guy standing up and peeing in one of the stalls. How did I know that he was standing up and peeing? Because the stall door was wide open!

I can understand peeing in a stall; the guy could have been to shy to use a urinal. Or too embarrassed. Whatever.

But then WHY didn't he shut the door?

Explain it to me, somebody. Please!

I could write some moderately amusing bits about some of the stupid behavior I've seen in men's rooms. Like recently, some guy was sitting in a stall having an EXTREMELY LOUD CONVERSATION on a cell phone (at least, I hope it was on a cell phone). He was also making extremely loud noises with other parts of his body, and all the while other people were flushing. I don't know what he was saying (it wasn't in English), but I can only imagine what it all sounded like on the other end of the line.

Some people are just plain wierd.

Ick

Am I the only one who has noticed that Michael Jackson is starting to look a lot like Carol Channing? Modern-day Channing, that is.

If I had any artistic skill and the programming knowledge necessary, my dark side would find it highly amusing to create a morphing picture in which pre-surgery/bleaching/whatever Michael changes into the whatever-it-is that he has become. But not with the standard morphing techniques. Instead, his hair would be ripped off with a loud high-pitched scream, exposing a bloody skull. That fake straightened hair would then be riveted on. His skin would be pulled off and replaced (or soaked in bleach), pieces of his nose would be whacked off (blood spurting, screaming continues) and replaced with the hip-shaving new nosebone...basically everything he has apparently had done, would be done in the image. But with as much gore as possible. At the end, he'd look like he does today, with the screaming muted down to a hideous sobbing much like his signature "ooh ooh ooh".

There are times when I have a really sick sense of humor. Good thing I'm not an artist, huh?

Ick

Am I the only one who has noticed that Michael Jackson is starting to look a lot like Carol Channing? Modern-day Channing, that is.

If I had any artistic skill and the programming knowledge necessary, my dark side would find it highly amusing to create a morphing picture in which pre-surgery/bleaching/whatever Michael changes into the whatever-it-is that he has become. But not with the standard morphing techniques. Instead, his hair would be ripped off with a loud high-pitched scream, exposing a bloody skull. That fake straightened hair would then be riveted on. His skin would be pulled off and replaced (or soaked in bleach), pieces of his nose would be whacked off (blood spurting, screaming continues) and replaced with the hip-shaving new nosebone...basically everything he has apparently had done, would be done in the image. But with as much gore as possible. At the end, he'd look like he does today, with the screaming muted down to a hideous sobbing much like his signature "ooh ooh ooh".

There are times when I have a really sick sense of humor. Good thing I'm not an artist, huh?